Thursday, July 26, 2007

Apparently I'm old and heading for menopause

So I spoke with my mother and my sister this morning about female related issues, because as I discussed in my post yesterday its that time. I also spoke to my good friend Char, everyone has come to the same conclusion. This just happens when you get older and you head toward menopause.

I'm not even 40! I'm not ready for menopause. Alright, maybe I am ready to get rid of this female roller coaster called a period, but I don't like the word menopause. It screams I'M OLD and I'm not old. I am also not fat, I am voluptuous and curvy and real men find that sexy!!

OH, I also won the lottery and was offered free plastic surgery.

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