My day just got better exponentially. I called my friend Charlotte - she is always good for a laugh or a rant or whatever. Anyway, while talking to her about how bloated I am and that I can't even get my wedding ring on my finger, I looked out my window and there was the weirdest shadow on my next door neighbors house. It looked like a head on a stick. I'm think aliens have landed and relay this to Charlotte.
"Dijea, whatever medicine your on, I don't think the dosage is right. Seriously, you need to adjust the dosage."
I laughed so hard I lost my breath, tears streamed down my face and I almost wet my pants. Its amazing what a good laugh will do for you when your hormones are out of whack.