My life is absolutely perfect. I won the Mega Millions last night, even though I didn’t buy a ticket. My children are complete angels, my husband wants me to take more time for myself and has hired a full time live-in housekeeper so I don’t even have to cook anymore. I’m also getting a Rolls & a Driver. Oh, and my husband has OK’d my adulterous affair with George Clooney. I also found some calorie free wine.
And pigs might fly out of my A**, but its nice to dream.
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