There are times I truly do not enjoy being a woman. Some people hate housework, don't want to clean the toilet, laundry sucks, but for me I would gladly welcome every hot flash to never have my period again. I had to lay down to zip my pants this morning and then found I couldn't bend over in them because I'm so bloated. I have a headache, I hate the world, the politicians are nothing more than well-dressed rednecks and Pompous Asses. I have absolutely no tolerance for anything remotely stupid today.
So to fix my ghoulish mood, I'm off to the Arboretum for flowers and pumpkins and maybe I'll feel normal after lunch.