1st - the Yard Retard is not going to be perusing my blog.
2nd - the Yard Retard does not know I have a blog.
3rd - the Yard Retard would not lower himself to read my blog if he knew about it.
Husband why are you worried about this, are you trying to impress him. Do you want to bond over some manly thing? You were the one that gave him that nickname. Trust me he'll never find out, but if he does do you think he might plant St. Augustine and have a normal yard like the rest of us?