Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Dear Stupid Driver:

Thank you stupid ass mother f*cker who hit my car and drove off.  I really appreciate that I now have to repair a car that you hit with money I don't have.  Thank you and kindly wait for the karmic retribution that will surely come your way.  One that I will be praying that you see soon and is extremely harsh.

7 comments:

Unknown said...

OHMYGAWD that sucks!!!! :(

Very bad karma to the douchebag who hit your car and took off!!

VERY BAD.

Anonymous said...

If you find out it was the lady in your office I sure hope you say something.....or I will!! I might even throw in a good kick to the side of her car for good measure. :)

Anonymous said...

May the fleas of a thousand camels infeast their armpits!!
May the bird of paridise fly up their nose!!

DO NOT MESS WITH MY GIRL!!

Anonymous said...

I like Buster's idea, only instead of armpits, I hope the fleas go for their Nether Regions!

Abby said...

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?

This quote seemed appropriate for your situatiuon. People are crazy, I mean what a jerk to hit you and then not say anything. ASSHOLE

Smirking Cat said...

That's rotten. And cowardly. Fleas and nether regions seem appropriate.

Anonymous said...

Ugh. I've had that happen to me. It sucks. What's even worse was that I hadn't even made a payment on it yet, it was a brand new car. Sigh.

Hopefully it wasn't too much damage and you escaped having to way *too* much for the repairs!