I am currently unemployed.
The who, what, were and why are truly unimportant and cannot be changed. I'm not sure what I'm going to do next - stay in the same field I've been in for the last 20+ years or expand my horizons and try something new. Unfortunately, there isn't a job that allows you to listen to music, drink wine and get paid - or is there? Well if there is, I'm sure it entails something else that I don't want to do like shoveling something smelly. Maybe I could join a landscaping crew, or maybe I can contract out to play practical jokes on people. OOOOh, or train my cat to not sleep in the kitchen cabinets -oh wait, I'm already doing that one. Needless to say, I'm open to suggestions, and wine handouts. Need my address?