I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT.

Somebody please talk me down from the camera counter!  Ask me to put my wallet down and step away from the counter and no one will be hurt.  

I think my husband may have to duck tape me to a chair.  If I get loose I'm going and buying me a Digital SLR.  I want the Nikon D300.  It ain't cheap.  But I want it and I want it bad.  Bad enough that I will do something stupid - kind of like my husband does when he wants to "sneak" something into the household.  

WILLPOWER....I NEED WILLPOWER.....GOD, GIVE ME WILLPOWER OR A COUPLE GRAND SO I CAN PURCHASE IT.  PLEASE!!!!